damnitsizzi:

zwampert:

-inaudible noises-

HE DID IT!

97,370 plays

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

lanxs:

help

lanxs:

help

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

grawly:

weinerchesters:

fall0utbutts:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

You could stop at five or six stores… Or just one

from what i understand theyre from recordings at a local theater company that specializes in helping people improve upon their communication skills through lines and expressions.

i think thats why the “five or six stores” line is used so often; it feels completely fucking unnatural to say so they need to try to make it sound as convincing as possible

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.