I can’t stop laughing
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
Quick and simple lifehacks.
I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
"I want a game where you play as a drago—"
"I want a game whose protagonist has a beefy arm—"
"I want a game where I can burn cottages—"
"I want a game where I can stomp on villagers—
"I want a game where Burnination is the primary goal—"
u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”
I remember I bought this special issue of Empire just for this spread.
that’s it. that’s the whole show.
My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires